(via fuckyeahhappy)
william has been wanting to get a pet pig lately, because of a dream he had.. i don’t know. this is awfully cute. but, when i was little (like, two-four years) and we lived in georgia, this bitch babysitter we had for a bit, brought her pot-bellied pig over once. the fucking thing ate my ice cream sandwich and she let him.. i’m still not too fond of them.
And the damn things have teeth and jaws like a vise, good for breaking the fingers of the hand that feeds them. Pigs ate half my great grandfather. Seriously. He went out to the barn, didn’t come back for awhile, people checked, and there was half the guy. They didn’t know if he slipped and hit his head, or had a heart attack and went down, or what. In any case, pigs will eat you. Which makes them a good way to dispose of bodies, I guess.
